Posted 38 seconds ago
h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

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Posted 59 seconds ago

actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

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Posted 1 minute ago
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milkaholics:

me introducing myself

Posted 2 minutes ago

youngstero:

my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”

Posted 3 minutes ago

theuppitynegras:

seriouslyamerica:

"Oh, you know girls just mature faster than boys."

Hmm did you ever consider

that might be because boys’ indiscretions are excused with a simple “Boys will be boys,”  

while we simultaneously force girls to grow up too fast by sexualizing them at increasingly younger ages?

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Posted 4 minutes ago

these gender rolls taste disgusting

(Source: matissegal)

Posted 4 minutes ago
Posted 25 minutes ago

Put one or a few in my ask? c':

  1. Fancy knowing anything about me?
  2. 1: Full name
  3. 2: Age
  4. 3: 3 Fears
  5. 4: 3 things I love
  6. 5: 4 turns on
  7. 6: 4 turns off
  8. 7: My best friend
  9. 8: Sexual orientation
  10. 9: My best first date
  11. 10: How tall am I
  12. 11: What do I miss
  13. 12: What time were I born
  14. 13: Favourite color
  15. 14: Do I have a crush
  16. 15: Favourite quote
  17. 16: Favourite place
  18. 17: Favourite food
  19. 18: Do I use sarcasm
  20. 19: What am I listening to right now
  21. 20: First thing I notice in new person
  22. 21: Shoe size
  23. 22: Eye color
  24. 23: Hair color
  25. 24: Favourite style of clothing
  26. 25: Ever done a prank call?
  27. 27: Meaning behind my URL
  28. 28: Favourite movie
  29. 29: Favourite song
  30. 30: Favourite band
  31. 31: How I feel right now
  32. 32: Someone I love
  33. 33: My current relationship status
  34. 34: My relationship with my parents
  35. 35: Favourite holiday
  36. 36: Tattoos and piercing i have
  37. 37: Tattoos and piercing i want
  38. 38: The reason I joined Tumblr
  39. 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
  40. 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
  41. 41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
  42. 42: When did I last hold hands?
  43. 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
  44. 44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
  45. 45: Where am I right now?
  46. 46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
  47. 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
  48. 48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
  49. 49: Am I excited for anything?
  50. 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
  51. 51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
  52. 52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
  53. 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
  54. 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
  55. 55: What is something I disliked about today?
  56. 56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
  57. 57: What do I think about most?
  58. 58: What’s my strangest talent?
  59. 59: Do I have any strange phobias?
  60. 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
  61. 61: What was the last lie I told?
  62. 62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
  63. 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
  64. 64: Do I believe in magic?
  65. 65: Do I believe in luck?
  66. 66: What's the weather like right now?
  67. 67: What was the last book I've read?
  68. 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
  69. 69: Do I have any nicknames?
  70. 70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?
  71. 71: Do I spend money or save it?
  72. 72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?
  73. 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?
  74. 74: Favourite animal?
  75. 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
  76. 76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
  77. 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
  78. 78: How can you win my heart?
  79. 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
  80. 80: What is my favorite word?
  81. 81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
  82. 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
  83. 83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
  84. 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
  85. 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
  86. 86: What is my current desktop picture?
  87. 87: Had sex?
  88. 88: Bought condoms?
  89. 89: Gotten pregnant?
  90. 90: Failed a class?
  91. 91: Kissed a boy?
  92. 92: Kissed a girl?
  93. 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
  94. 94: Had job?
  95. 95: Left the house without my wallet?
  96. 96: Bullied someone on the internet?
  97. 97: Had sex in public?
  98. 98: Played on a sports team?
  99. 99: Smoked weed?
  100. 100: Did drugs?
  101. 101: Smoked cigarettes?
  102. 102: Drank alcohol?
  103. 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
  104. 104: Been overweight?
  105. 105: Been underweight?
  106. 106: Been to a wedding?
  107. 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
  108. 108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
  109. 109: Been outside my home country?
  110. 110: Gotten my heart broken?
  111. 111: Been to a professional sports game?
  112. 112: Broken a bone?
  113. 113: Cut myself?
  114. 114: Been to prom?
  115. 115: Been in airplane?
  116. 116: Fly by helicopter?
  117. 117: What concerts have I been to?
  118. 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
  119. 119: Learned another language?
  120. 120: Wore make up?
  121. 121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
  122. 122: Had oral sex?
  123. 123: Dyed my hair?
  124. 124: Voted in a presidential election?
  125. 125: Rode in an ambulance?
  126. 126: Had a surgery?
  127. 127: Met someone famous?
  128. 128: Stalked someone on a social network?
  129. 129: Peed outside?
  130. 130: Been fishing?
  131. 131: Helped with charity?
  132. 132: Been rejected by a crush?
  133. 133: Broken a mirror?
  134. 134: What do I want for birthday?
  135. 135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
  136. 136: Was I named after anyone?
  137. 137: Do I like my handwriting?
  138. 138: What was my favourite toy as a child?
  139. 139: Favourite Tv Show?
  140. 140: Where do I want to live when older?
  141. 141: Play any musical instrument?
  142. 142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
  143. 143: Favourite pizza toping?
  144. 144: Am I afraid of the dark?
  145. 145: Am I afraid of heights?
  146. 146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
  147. 147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
  148. 148: What I'm really bad at
  149. 149: What my greatest achievments are
  150. 150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
  151. 151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery
  152. 152: What do I like about myself
  153. 153: My closest Tumblr friend
  154. 154: Something I fantasise about
  155. 155: Any question you'd like?
Posted 25 minutes ago

C - Over a year ago

J - my appearance, my intelligence, and my ability to not be a failure in life

M - Never.

R - Medicine/human diseases, biology, astronomy, tea, human rights, feminism, history, militaries/warfare, animals, food

Posted 34 minutes ago

metahumer:

thug life more like ugh life

Posted 43 minutes ago

ghosturie:

patrick-stumps:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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I͔̟̠̻̽̋̌͋͌́̆T̶̠̖̙͙͈̐͂S̽ͥͣ̄̄̚͝ ͖̞̈́͗̄̿͐O̠̪̙͊ͯ͒͐͐̐̐Cͭ̃͛́T̍ͣ́ͮͩŎ̈́҉Ḅ̞ͦ̾̄͗̓͛͘E̸̥̩̦̝̲̊̉͋̅̋̒̿R̲̝͔̪̬͎̯̎̋

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Posted 43 minutes ago
Posted 43 minutes ago

cowboymafia:

Steal His Look: Blockin’ Out the Haters/Brandon Bowen

Yves Saint Laurent Green Polo - $899

Gucci Plastic Spoons - $606